Thursday, May 15, 2008

“The Change You Deserve”

Imitation is the Highest Form of Flattery

Stealing from the Obama campaign’s theme of change (and their own bankruptcy of ideas) the Congressional GOP adopted the slogan “The Change You Deserve” in hopes this phrase will reverse their disastrous performances so far in three special elections held in conservative Republican districts.

I guess when trying to negatively link the Democratic candidate to Barack Obama actually causes him to win MORE votes in conservative, Republican districts, it is smart to reverse the strategy and now sell Republicans by embracing the Obama campaign theme.

One small problem, the phrase “The Change You Deserve” is the trademarked slogan of the drug Effexor XR, which is used to treat depression, anxiety and other disorders the GOP must think the American public is suffering (and with a third Bush term, we very well may be in a depression).

Unfortunately, the Republican cure also causes nausea (I know I feel it when I listen to them), headaches and sexual dysfunction. It is also said to cause memory lapse, which is a good thing for the GOP because if the American people remember what is was like when they ran Congress, they are in deep trouble.


Anonymous said...

I rather see the Republican doctor coming at me with that pill bottle than wearing a rubber glove. LMAO!!

Rustler45 said...

"Unfortunately, the Republican cure also causes nausea...."

Of course it does. It's just another Democrat cure all dressed up to look anemic.

Keep firmly implanted in your mind the fact that a neo-con is still a liberal.

Betty said...

Yeah, keep it as firmly implanted as Rustler's suppository for his inflamed ....

Rustler45 said...

BETTY ARROGANTLY SAID: "Yeah, keep it as firmly implanted as Rustler's suppository for his inflamed ...."

RUSTLER REPLIES: Ho hum, another non answer. Another liberal is confused.